Scotty Johnson, guitarist for the Gin Blossoms, wondered to himself, "after being a huge hit on the mainstream rock circuit, what could I possibly do to elevate my status?" The answer was simple; have The Primate Fiasco perform at his birthday party. That's Scotty in the middle and Troy to the right. They performed just before we did (that's right, rock stars play BEFORE the fiasco, just how it should be).

Thank you Scotty for inviting us to your B-day Bash. We had a great time and we enjoyed your music as well. We're honored to have you as a fan.

Be on the lookout. Scotty is not only cutting another Gin Blossoms CD, but he is also recording a solo album which just happens to have horns and banjo from a particular band in Tempe.

Please! Rock Stars, give us some breathing room. First Sam Pilafian and now this. There are only 24 hours in a day, we don't have time to play with all of you. Send an email to our secretary if its important, but we're not going to answer every single celebrity that wants a piece of us. Paul Stanley, please stop calling. We have caller ID.